Thursday, October 29, 2009
Shaoxing Sight-Seeing (A Continuation of the Previous Post)
However, we went to none of these places. Instead we went to Orchid Pavilion, or Lan Ting. It was the home of one of the most famous calligraphers in China: legend has it that he assembled many of his poet friends around a stream where they played a drinking game—he floated cups of wine (Shaoxing is also famous for its rice wine) on a stream and when a cup floated to someone he had to drink and compose a poem, which this guy then calligraphied into a famous book.
The grounds were beautiful—they were on the slope of the mountain and we actually had beautiful blue skies, which have appeared now that “fall” (ie, only getting to 80 or so most days) is here, and the cream and brown buildings and green trees and bamboo really stood out against it. In addition to the famous stream, we saw the calligrapher’s house, which had a neat central pool with a little bridge to a pagoda, a pond that I’m pretty sure was black with goose poop but, according to legend, had been blackened by the ink of the calligrapher, a river with a flat zig zagging bridge and, of course, lots of calligraphy, including a giant slab that is famous because it has (allegedly) writing from different kings on each side (I didn’t quite catch the story, but it was in very early China and about warring territories). Here is an assortment from Lan Ting:
this was a shop just outside of Lan Ting- I love the line up of Marx, Lenin, Commie who I have blanked on, Papa Joe and Mao at the top.
Back to Blogging!
I am finally recovering from the swine flu of colds, which has held me hostage for the last two weeks. I didn’t spike a fever and did produce lots of phlegm, so it was just a cold, but I think the air pollution here had already done a number on my lungs, so I sounded like a consumptive in her last gasps. Actually, I even went and looked up the symptoms for whooping cough, though I’d been vaccinated for it. So that’s why there has been no bloggage—I hope I haven’t lost all my readers with my long silence!
The cold did give me a chance to hear lots of Chinese theories about health. The Chinese take herbal medicines and the properties of food very seriously. I swear that every food has some particular property—you’ll be innocently eating your chestnuts and someone’s like, “oh that’s excellent for a woman’s right toenail.” I think the Chinese could even come up with the health benefits of rancid fat—tonight at dinner, my friend Nancy was talking about wine and she said, well, it’s not very good for you, but a little is good fro you because it helps the circulation of blood.”
So here’s what I’ve learned about colds. Despite the name, colds result from an excess of fire in the body—I have been suffering from Shang Hoa-la, or fiery organ discomfort. So I should stay away from hot foods, of course, and seafood (well, I have a split jury on that one—Lotus, who was our liaison during the conference told me I should stay away from seafood, but my friend Maggie, who knows Lotus from school and says I shouldn’t trust her because she is an awful cook who always makes things too healthy swears that seafood is just what I need.) Cold drinks are the devil—people really looked at me as if I were mainlining heroin—and juice is not good, though fruit is OK. Pears are the big winners because they are supposed to be good for lungs. My friend Jane made me stewed pears (which must be made with crystallized, not granulated sugar) and quizzed me every day on if I was eating pears. She and Nina also took me to the campus doctor who prescribed a Chinese herbal medicine. It didn’t seem to do much good—nor did the Robitussin, Sudafed, or Benadryl—but it did taste quite pleasant and I got about a gallon, for 40 yuan, or $6 (which included a consultation with the doctor). Jane and Nina were scandalized by the price.
By the way, I realize I keep typing “my friend…” which is redundant and makes me sound like a four year old telling about her day at school, but I’m just trying to indicate that these are newish people is my life who I have been hanging out with. By the way, all of the above are Chinese, but I call them by their English names.
D.C. (during cold) I went to the “First Sino-USA Forum on English, Web and Education.” It was being held by a school that UIndy is establishing a relationship with, so we were honored guests. Let me just say this. At American conferences, you get a muffin. At The Sino-USA Forum, you get this:
The flowers by the way, were presented to us by students at the school. The Chinese participants got to take the bus in to where the opening ceremonies were actually being held, but we “American experts” had to stop at the gate and get assigned a student who gave us a boquet and then followed us around for the rest of the weekend. Several years ago, I had a student, in her resume for W231, write that she went to some student conference where she “discovered white privilege.” I can only think she attended a conference thrown in China. (To be fair, the president of the school that organized this is known for really liking to put on a show—I don’t think this conference was typically Chinese. We have one coming up at NIT, so I’ll report back). I actually gave a keynote there—my qualifications for being invited were, I believe, the level of melanin in my skin—and as a result, got upgraded to dignitary for the closing ceremonies, when I had to sit on the stage with the vice Mayor of Shaoxing, the president of the University and assorted professors, and nod inanely at speeches in Chinese.
It was nice to meet other teachers though, both Chinese and English speaking (Yuexi, the university that hosted the conference is a foreign language college and has a lot of Australians and Brits teaching there) and hear some of the work others were doing. The banquets each night were also the bomb. I’ve described one banquet, and frankly there is so much food at any formal meal that the mind boggles. Here’s a picture I took from the banquet on night 2:
I may be somewhat blurring the meals, but that night, as always, there were cold plates on the lazy susan when we arrived: always sliced roast duck (with its little head staring at you), seaweed, tofu, cucumber slices, dried fish, and chicken’s feet, and often pickled radish (Chinese radishes are huge), maybe pickled eggs...that’s just the starters. This restaurant also had a big basket with roasted corn and sweet potatoes in the middle. Then the hot dishes start—whole fish, stewed with veggies and chicken’s feet; crabs stir fried with ginger and scallions; whole shrimp; a whole fried fish with a sweet and sour sauce; turtle stew (it’s so funny—I learned the word for turtle—uhgway—when I went to a temple and saw a bunch sunning themselves, cemented it in my mind because I spent a class teaching about the turtle in a chapter of The Grapes of Wrath and then cemented it by eating turtle, which is tasty and surprisingly beefy); chunks of beef stir fried with ginger; several soups, chicken, and one night with fish bellies (yum); stir fried vegetables, heavy on a sort of sweet tuber; lobster; chinese greens; an absolutely incredible custard made with some sort of shellfish; tiny little bivalves with soy and ginger….I know I’m missing a few dishes. You know the meal is finally ending when they bring fruit—which you should be way too full to eat. Oh, in Shaoxing, they also always ended the meal with a noodle soup, which I have no idea how anyone managed to find room for, though I guess by Chinese standards we hadn’t had a meal yet since we hadn’t had a starch. We also had a Shaoxing specialty each night—wu gan cai, or black preserved vegetables. It looked like a fungus of some sort to me, though I was later told it was bits of bamboo. The bits were indeed black, salty, a bit sweet and chewy—they were served with steamed wheat buns, and you ate them sort of like a sandwich.
After dinner that night we went on a cruise. Shaoxing, a 4000 year old city, is filled with canals and bridges, and is the Venice of China. Except that Suzhou is also the Venice of China, so there you have it. And considering that these cities way outdate Venice, shouldn’t Venice be the Shaoxing of Italy? Just saying…Anyway, we got into a long, flat bottomed boat and wended our way down the canals. Apparently the vice-mayor had specially ordered the lights to be turned on—all the bridges have different colored lights strung along them and trained under them—so it was quite the sight. As a side note, I love how the Chinese light up buildings at night—big buildings all have light effects like the ones from Shanghai, and lots of smaller places are lined with strings of light. Here are some pictures from our cruise—the first one is actually just outside of the restaurant where we ate—it was in a park with lots of streams and bridges, and buildings edged with lights
On Sunday they took us sight-seeing. Shaoxing is famous for Lu Xun, China's greatest twentieth century writer. This is a statue of him from Ming Ren Wang Chun, or Famous People square.
Shaoxing is also the birth place of Zhou Enlai
, who played a major role in the founding of New China (he was prime minister for a long time) and who many Chinese really admire as the real intellectual and philosopher of the movement. This is from the wall at Ming Rem....
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Ok, this window is getting grumpy, so I'm going to end it and continue my sight seeing in another post.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Dumpling Party!
I apologize for the laxness of my blog posting. I’ve actually been pretty busy, which is good, because it means I have things to write about, but bad because I have no time within which to write them. All of which sort of assumes that people are sitting around with bated breath awaiting my blog posts, which is super narcissistic.
So last week was both the lead up to the 60th anniversary of the founding of New China (ie, China becoming communist) and the Mid-Autumn festival. Usually Mid Autumn is justa 2-3 day holiday, but we also got 2 days for National Day, so we had Thursday-Thursday off. On the big Chinese Holidays—New Years, Spring Festival and, to a lesser extent, mid-Autumn—everyone in China travels. Apparently the wait at airports and train stations can be over a day. So I did not take any big trips, but explored Ningbo and got to get to know people better.
Sunday night, before classes let out, my students invited Mike Milam, the other English teacher, and I to a dumpling making party. I’m sorry, but how cute are these kids? Can you imagine American College juniors a) spending a night making dumplings and b) inviting their professors to join them? I talked to my assistant later and she said one of the kids had asked her if it would be appropriate to ask me to make dumplings with them . The party was in one of the cafeterias, and the staff had prepared big vats of dumpling filling and stacks of round dumpling skins. When we got there the kids were all hard at it.
in this picture I've joined them. Now, none of them actually knew how to make dumplings. Firstly, dumplings are actually more of a Northern thing, as in any wheat based food item. The South, where I am is rice based. There is plain rice, of course, and bunches of variations of rice noodles. The fried noodle vendors have maybe 10 different kinds of rice noodles ranged in front of them from thread thin strands, to the big dense ovals I mentioned before—I just love these. In fact, I used them to make chicken and dumplings tonight and I think, they may even have been better than Mama Dipp’s dumplings. I’m looking around the room waiting for God to strike me down, now, but I think I’m in luck because China is a religion free country.
The other reason no one really knew what they were doing is this is indeed, women’s work. On holidays, Leo, who’s the departmental vice something, told me, women will sit around, chatting and making tons of dumplings. These kids had obviously not yet been initiated—I got the impression that this may be a dying activity—but they were having a good time trying out different shapes and putting peanuts into random ones—it’s good luck to get a dumpling with a peanut. My favorite was Eric, who’s sort of the class clown, who was flitting from table to table, occasionally attempting a dumpling. He’d then throw it down proudly on the tray, announcing “wonton” or “eggroll” or whatever shape he thought he’d approximated. One of the cafeteria workers came and showed us how to actually make them. Winnie, one of the students, very studiously worked at it and then showed me how. Here I am with my first successful attempt:
Now I’m doing a thumbs up because I’m proud, but here’s something you should know about Chinese kids in picture: they all throw a peace sign. No idea why. Some of the kids wanted to take pictures with me, so here we are:
and here I am with the whole class, again with the peace signs. I'm just surprised there were no rabbit ears.
Apparently this trait is engrained very young: here’s a picture I took at a wedding a few days later (that story is to come). The man in the pic, btw, is Ron, the accounting professor from UIndy:
So that was my Sunday night. Once we had assembled enough dumplings, the cafeteria women whisked them off and returned them boiled in broth; we ate lots of dumplings, we went home (This arty shot, by the by, was taken by one of my students, John, who loves photoography and wants to work for "The Chinese National Geographic." He can stalk dumplings with the best of them.)
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Oh, wait, we also ate mooncakes. Mooncakes are the traditional mid-autumn “treat” The scare quotes are quite intentional and this is not just a Western thing—most Chinese aren’t crazy about them anymore, though I hear haagen daz makes a fine ice-cream one and the Satrbucks was selling its own, Starbuckified, version. Anyway, the traditional mooncake is a very dense, multigrain cake with a sweet or savory filling. I can handle the ones with just fruit fillings—think like a fig Newton, but many have delicious things like preserved egg yolks tucked in as well. Yum. However, they are the traditional gift of mid-Autumn and the boxes they come in are beautiful—you also get a nice gift bag in red with lots of golden decoration. I got a box at the foreign teacher’s lunch that I wrote about and my students bought me a box as well, so I am stocked for life. I also think that mooncakes, much like fruitcake, last forever, so I can regift them at some point.
After that we did head home, and I got a chance to know Leo a little better. We were talking about the Chinese’s attitude toward foreign language study as opposed to American—it does make you feel embarrassed that pretty much everyone in China can speak some English—not just the university kids, who are required to take a few years, but even the street vendors know enough to haggle in English. And, when you think about it, in a sense, all Chinese have two languages from birth: there’s Mandarin, the official language and also the dialect, or fangyan. While the written language is the same all over China, the spoken dialects are so different that people from different areas will not understand each other—that’s why all Chinese movies and most TV shows have subtitles in Chinese. Leo was talking about how his wife’s family was from a different province and spoke a totally different dialect and he called himself the family dog—the only words he understood from his wife’s mother were “come,” “sit,” and “eat.” To some extent I think the dialects are dying out as people travel more and there’s a greater need for a standardized language, but Leo is careful to speak his family’s fangyan to his son at home so he does not just learn his maternal line’s, so they may hold on for a while yet.
By the way, it is very common for the in laws to live with a family and care for the children. While the Chinese talk less about feminism, the majority of women do work outside of the home from necessity and the kid are raised by the extended family. Because of the one child rule (though a large amount of families have found a way around that, esp in people my age, when the policy was just going into effect) grandkids are a hot commodity. I think it gives the daughter in laws a lot of power—if you’re not nice to her, you’ll never see your only grandchild, which is nice considering how badly daughter in laws were traditionally treated in China.
Another interesting fact about child-bearing in China (I’ve gotten these last few paragraphs of info from my Chinese friends Wang and Yang, or Nina and Jane—we’ve taken to going out, ordering way too much food, and chatting about Chinese and American life): women are supposed to do nothing after giving birth. They stay in the hospital for 7 days and during that time are not even supposed to wash themselves or brush their hair, just eat lots of chicken and milk. The point is to build up strength and encourage lactation, party by returning to a primal state. Even after returning home, the mother is supposed to lay in bed for 3 more weeks: guess it’s good that all those doting grandparents are available!
So last week was both the lead up to the 60th anniversary of the founding of New China (ie, China becoming communist) and the Mid-Autumn festival. Usually Mid Autumn is justa 2-3 day holiday, but we also got 2 days for National Day, so we had Thursday-Thursday off. On the big Chinese Holidays—New Years, Spring Festival and, to a lesser extent, mid-Autumn—everyone in China travels. Apparently the wait at airports and train stations can be over a day. So I did not take any big trips, but explored Ningbo and got to get to know people better.
Sunday night, before classes let out, my students invited Mike Milam, the other English teacher, and I to a dumpling making party. I’m sorry, but how cute are these kids? Can you imagine American College juniors a) spending a night making dumplings and b) inviting their professors to join them? I talked to my assistant later and she said one of the kids had asked her if it would be appropriate to ask me to make dumplings with them . The party was in one of the cafeterias, and the staff had prepared big vats of dumpling filling and stacks of round dumpling skins. When we got there the kids were all hard at it.
in this picture I've joined them. Now, none of them actually knew how to make dumplings. Firstly, dumplings are actually more of a Northern thing, as in any wheat based food item. The South, where I am is rice based. There is plain rice, of course, and bunches of variations of rice noodles. The fried noodle vendors have maybe 10 different kinds of rice noodles ranged in front of them from thread thin strands, to the big dense ovals I mentioned before—I just love these. In fact, I used them to make chicken and dumplings tonight and I think, they may even have been better than Mama Dipp’s dumplings. I’m looking around the room waiting for God to strike me down, now, but I think I’m in luck because China is a religion free country.
The other reason no one really knew what they were doing is this is indeed, women’s work. On holidays, Leo, who’s the departmental vice something, told me, women will sit around, chatting and making tons of dumplings. These kids had obviously not yet been initiated—I got the impression that this may be a dying activity—but they were having a good time trying out different shapes and putting peanuts into random ones—it’s good luck to get a dumpling with a peanut. My favorite was Eric, who’s sort of the class clown, who was flitting from table to table, occasionally attempting a dumpling. He’d then throw it down proudly on the tray, announcing “wonton” or “eggroll” or whatever shape he thought he’d approximated. One of the cafeteria workers came and showed us how to actually make them. Winnie, one of the students, very studiously worked at it and then showed me how. Here I am with my first successful attempt:
Apparently this trait is engrained very young: here’s a picture I took at a wedding a few days later (that story is to come). The man in the pic, btw, is Ron, the accounting professor from UIndy:
So that was my Sunday night. Once we had assembled enough dumplings, the cafeteria women whisked them off and returned them boiled in broth; we ate lots of dumplings, we went home (This arty shot, by the by, was taken by one of my students, John, who loves photoography and wants to work for "The Chinese National Geographic." He can stalk dumplings with the best of them.)
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Oh, wait, we also ate mooncakes. Mooncakes are the traditional mid-autumn “treat” The scare quotes are quite intentional and this is not just a Western thing—most Chinese aren’t crazy about them anymore, though I hear haagen daz makes a fine ice-cream one and the Satrbucks was selling its own, Starbuckified, version. Anyway, the traditional mooncake is a very dense, multigrain cake with a sweet or savory filling. I can handle the ones with just fruit fillings—think like a fig Newton, but many have delicious things like preserved egg yolks tucked in as well. Yum. However, they are the traditional gift of mid-Autumn and the boxes they come in are beautiful—you also get a nice gift bag in red with lots of golden decoration. I got a box at the foreign teacher’s lunch that I wrote about and my students bought me a box as well, so I am stocked for life. I also think that mooncakes, much like fruitcake, last forever, so I can regift them at some point.
After that we did head home, and I got a chance to know Leo a little better. We were talking about the Chinese’s attitude toward foreign language study as opposed to American—it does make you feel embarrassed that pretty much everyone in China can speak some English—not just the university kids, who are required to take a few years, but even the street vendors know enough to haggle in English. And, when you think about it, in a sense, all Chinese have two languages from birth: there’s Mandarin, the official language and also the dialect, or fangyan. While the written language is the same all over China, the spoken dialects are so different that people from different areas will not understand each other—that’s why all Chinese movies and most TV shows have subtitles in Chinese. Leo was talking about how his wife’s family was from a different province and spoke a totally different dialect and he called himself the family dog—the only words he understood from his wife’s mother were “come,” “sit,” and “eat.” To some extent I think the dialects are dying out as people travel more and there’s a greater need for a standardized language, but Leo is careful to speak his family’s fangyan to his son at home so he does not just learn his maternal line’s, so they may hold on for a while yet.
By the way, it is very common for the in laws to live with a family and care for the children. While the Chinese talk less about feminism, the majority of women do work outside of the home from necessity and the kid are raised by the extended family. Because of the one child rule (though a large amount of families have found a way around that, esp in people my age, when the policy was just going into effect) grandkids are a hot commodity. I think it gives the daughter in laws a lot of power—if you’re not nice to her, you’ll never see your only grandchild, which is nice considering how badly daughter in laws were traditionally treated in China.
Another interesting fact about child-bearing in China (I’ve gotten these last few paragraphs of info from my Chinese friends Wang and Yang, or Nina and Jane—we’ve taken to going out, ordering way too much food, and chatting about Chinese and American life): women are supposed to do nothing after giving birth. They stay in the hospital for 7 days and during that time are not even supposed to wash themselves or brush their hair, just eat lots of chicken and milk. The point is to build up strength and encourage lactation, party by returning to a primal state. Even after returning home, the mother is supposed to lay in bed for 3 more weeks: guess it’s good that all those doting grandparents are available!
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Shanghai Sight-Seeing
Besides scams and selling, what does Shanghai offer? Well, Shanghai is a lot like…Shanghai. I can’t really compare it to any city I’ve been in, though it reminds me a lot of pictures of Hong Kong I’ve seen. There’s a bit of a feel of London—the wide, tree-lined streets and the bright lights at night kind of remind me of Piccadilly Circus—
The big attraction there is YuYuan, a garden constructed during the 1600s. It’s relatively small—about 6 acres—but with the walls around it and trees lining the area, the noise of the city is blocked out, and you only occasionally catch a glimpse of a skyscraper peeking over the edges of the dragon wall. Also, with all the twists and turns, you can spend hours wandering around. There are multiple pavilions, pagodas, and pools (the Chinese are so alliterative!), a giant rockery made of hundreds of tiny rocks carefully pasted together to give the perspective of a big cliff, and lots of carefully constructed walkways and archways that make it feel like the garden stretches further than it really does.
By the way, I learned many of these important facts by stalking the tour guides everyone else had hired. I would innocently stand around, pretending to take pictures, and listen in to what they said, and then wander off to another group. Just a little money saving tip.One of the things I liked most was the amazing detail—elaborate woodwork in the pavilions, engravings on the walls and stone walkways, wooden carvings set into the walls, and lots of tiny statues and figurines set into the roof. I think this is part of what I like most about Chinese design and architecture—the way it forces you to keep looking and reassessing.
As a little side note, the Dongli village’s women’s chorus was playing in the garden. They were set up on a stage where opera used to be performed—it was framed by a peaked roof, covered in gilded details and hanging lanterns—and wearing traditional qigongs and playing traditional instruments. I sat there transfixed for a few minutes, until they started playing jingle bells.
The ride home from Shanghai was a lot less stressful than there and I got to enjoy the scenery. The area between Ningbo and Shanghai is mainly farmland: lots of raised fields with straight lines between them, farmers squatting in them, straw hats covering their faces and holding hand carved tools, water buffalo grazing in the fields, surrounded by ducks. Occasionally there would be a storage shed of some sort thatched with grass: the older ones had little trees sprouting from them.
Thus ended my trip to Shanghai: next installment, a dumpling party with my students.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Pictures! Beautifully photo-shopped by Tony.
Below is Moon Lake
and a keyhole opening framing a smaller pond and rockery
a bridge zig-zagging across a lily pad infested pond...
And, finally, some spectacular wedding outfits and poses:
Shanghaied!
Travelers to Shanghai need to know two words: bo yao. “Don’t want.” You will use them constantly, because the sight of a white face (and there are plenty of them) seems to evoke an automatic reaction to sell to the Shanghainese. I can’t count the number of times I heard “Lady-watch-purse” all said in one breath—then they show you a picture of designer purses and watches. If you go for it, you get led to some back alley shop (you’re totally safe physically and they won’t take your money from you—Shanghai is safe until you open your wallet) and show you an amazing array of “designer goods.” To bargain keep saying bo yao—you can intersperse it with a few bo haos (no good) and zai tians (see you later)—and they’ll keep lowering the price until you yao. Which is why I now own a large leather Jimmy a-Choo purse purchased for the princely sum of $28.
To get to Shanghai, at least if you’re me, you need 3 more words: za ma dao: ‘I want to go to.” Mix this with a sheet of the names (in Chinese) of the popular places in Shanghai, torn out from your guidebook (with a somewhat pathetic map of Shanghai on the reverse side) and you’re cooking with gas. I taxied from my apartment to the bus station, said a firm “Dao Shanghai” at the ticket center and received a somewhat incomprehensible ticket with some numbers and a lot of Chinese (the Chinese are so stubborn about wanting to write everything in Chinese). Then my moment of horror occurred. I’d pulled out money from an ATM 3 weeks ago and not needed any since then—a few hundred goes a long way here. Well, after purchasing my ticket, I went to the ATM at the station and….no money emerged. I got a “please contact your provider message.” I had, with the exception of the money to get back, about $14. And China is a cash only society—very few places take cards. But I was so focused on getting on the bus that I didn’t think about turning back; instead I spent the three hours on the bus turning over in my head how to contact an American bank with a 12 hour time difference, no access to the internet, and no money to make a very long distance phone call and how to stretch my money. As it turns out, I just needed an ATM that recognized my card and I was fine—it’s somewhat random which ATMs I can use and which I can’t—some that say Visa are fine, others refuse me money. But it made for a less than relaxing bus ride—I couldn’t sit back and enjoy the movie they showed (all the busses—even the intown ones—have flat screens in them). The movie, btw, was Shanghai Knights, which I thought was pretty hilarious (the fact that they showed it, not the movie itself). Owen Wilson speaks excellent Chinese.
Once I got the Shanghai bus station, I took the metro into the tourist part of town. Shanghai has 18 million people and I think half of them were in the metro station. The place was teeming with people and, while the subway map did have English translations, they were in about 5 point font and the sign was posted at the eye level of Yao Ming. But I stood in line and used my trusty “Za Ma Dao” and pointed to the characters for people’s square and the guy behind me punched the right stuff into the machine and helped me get my ticket. I might have felt like a bigger dumbass if the Chinese man in front of me also hadn’t been able to work the machine (I think he kept putting the money in at the wrong time) and about 1 million of the 8 million people at the metro station gathered around him to yell, offer advice, and yell some more. It wasn’t quite fish ball level, but it got close.
So I’ve spent all this time describing my somewhat frazzled state of mind, because I have to admit something embarrassing: I got scammed. I’d even read about this scam, but I still fell for it. Basically, some friendly kids approach you, strike up a conversation, offer helpful advice and then mention they’re going to a tea ceremony and gosh, would you like to come. At the tea house (which is tucked into some nondescript mall) they either disappear before the bill or take a cut of the hugely inflated bill. Well, there I was, confused, worried about money and frazzled and as I was enjoying the pretty fountain and masses of people, these nice kids with excellent English asked me to take their picture and…well, you see where this is going. As we entered the tea house I realized what was going on, but I think I was just too embarrassed to back out, though I certainly kept an eye on them so no one was running anywhere before the bill was paid. Here’s the part I’m sort of proud of though. These scams usually run people at least 1000 RMB—the least I’d seen in reports on the internet was 700. It only cost me 300 RMB. It might be because I spoke a few words of Chinese so they weren’t sure how much I knew was going on, or maybe that I really firmly said I was a poor teacher without much money. But I’d like to think they liked me and gave me a discount. They even insisted on giving me their email addresses and walked me to Nanjing street (a major thoroughfare) and explained how to get to my hotel. Then, after very seriously warning me to keep a tight hold on my purse and not have any valuables in my backpack, they sent me on my way. So I got directions, some tea and explanation of a tea ceremony, 20% of which I’d wager was actually true, and found an ATM that worked, all for under $50.
Shanghai sight-seeing in the next post, though pictures may take a while—the blockers are making my blocker blockers work overtime and things are very slow.
To get to Shanghai, at least if you’re me, you need 3 more words: za ma dao: ‘I want to go to.” Mix this with a sheet of the names (in Chinese) of the popular places in Shanghai, torn out from your guidebook (with a somewhat pathetic map of Shanghai on the reverse side) and you’re cooking with gas. I taxied from my apartment to the bus station, said a firm “Dao Shanghai” at the ticket center and received a somewhat incomprehensible ticket with some numbers and a lot of Chinese (the Chinese are so stubborn about wanting to write everything in Chinese). Then my moment of horror occurred. I’d pulled out money from an ATM 3 weeks ago and not needed any since then—a few hundred goes a long way here. Well, after purchasing my ticket, I went to the ATM at the station and….no money emerged. I got a “please contact your provider message.” I had, with the exception of the money to get back, about $14. And China is a cash only society—very few places take cards. But I was so focused on getting on the bus that I didn’t think about turning back; instead I spent the three hours on the bus turning over in my head how to contact an American bank with a 12 hour time difference, no access to the internet, and no money to make a very long distance phone call and how to stretch my money. As it turns out, I just needed an ATM that recognized my card and I was fine—it’s somewhat random which ATMs I can use and which I can’t—some that say Visa are fine, others refuse me money. But it made for a less than relaxing bus ride—I couldn’t sit back and enjoy the movie they showed (all the busses—even the intown ones—have flat screens in them). The movie, btw, was Shanghai Knights, which I thought was pretty hilarious (the fact that they showed it, not the movie itself). Owen Wilson speaks excellent Chinese.
Once I got the Shanghai bus station, I took the metro into the tourist part of town. Shanghai has 18 million people and I think half of them were in the metro station. The place was teeming with people and, while the subway map did have English translations, they were in about 5 point font and the sign was posted at the eye level of Yao Ming. But I stood in line and used my trusty “Za Ma Dao” and pointed to the characters for people’s square and the guy behind me punched the right stuff into the machine and helped me get my ticket. I might have felt like a bigger dumbass if the Chinese man in front of me also hadn’t been able to work the machine (I think he kept putting the money in at the wrong time) and about 1 million of the 8 million people at the metro station gathered around him to yell, offer advice, and yell some more. It wasn’t quite fish ball level, but it got close.
So I’ve spent all this time describing my somewhat frazzled state of mind, because I have to admit something embarrassing: I got scammed. I’d even read about this scam, but I still fell for it. Basically, some friendly kids approach you, strike up a conversation, offer helpful advice and then mention they’re going to a tea ceremony and gosh, would you like to come. At the tea house (which is tucked into some nondescript mall) they either disappear before the bill or take a cut of the hugely inflated bill. Well, there I was, confused, worried about money and frazzled and as I was enjoying the pretty fountain and masses of people, these nice kids with excellent English asked me to take their picture and…well, you see where this is going. As we entered the tea house I realized what was going on, but I think I was just too embarrassed to back out, though I certainly kept an eye on them so no one was running anywhere before the bill was paid. Here’s the part I’m sort of proud of though. These scams usually run people at least 1000 RMB—the least I’d seen in reports on the internet was 700. It only cost me 300 RMB. It might be because I spoke a few words of Chinese so they weren’t sure how much I knew was going on, or maybe that I really firmly said I was a poor teacher without much money. But I’d like to think they liked me and gave me a discount. They even insisted on giving me their email addresses and walked me to Nanjing street (a major thoroughfare) and explained how to get to my hotel. Then, after very seriously warning me to keep a tight hold on my purse and not have any valuables in my backpack, they sent me on my way. So I got directions, some tea and explanation of a tea ceremony, 20% of which I’d wager was actually true, and found an ATM that worked, all for under $50.
Shanghai sight-seeing in the next post, though pictures may take a while—the blockers are making my blocker blockers work overtime and things are very slow.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Ningbo's Finest
Having recovered from the Walmart incident, I decided to play tourist on Saturday. Ningbo’s best known site is its 16th cent library, the oldest in China (here’s a link with more info: http://www.nbtravel.gov.cn/pub/nbtravel/en/Visit_OC/200803/t5677.htm). It’s located on Moon Lake, which is surrounded by lots of bridges, water lilies, and gorgeously landscaped trees and rocks.
To get there I walked down what must have been wedding row. All of the shops had to do with weddings; dresses, photographers, florists, salons. In Chinese weddings, brides change dresses 5 times—one of the women at the Foreign Affairs Office said that this was because there are a lot of toasts at weddings and all the clothes changes gave the bride a chance to avoid becoming completely soused! Well, judging by what I saw on wedding row, these dresses are quite the fashion statements—picture the worst (best?) 80s prom dress you can, throw in some belly dancing inspiration, and you are ready to get married. And the tuxes weren’t far behind: my favorite was white with gold flower print. Remember ¬True Life: I’m Getting Married and Jersey “ I will gut you like a fish” guy? He would love this tux.
I didn’t actually go the library this time (I’m holding out for going with a Chinese person who can read me the information cards), but wended my way along the path along the lake. I passed 2 or 3 people washing their clothes in the lake—I’m not sure if they were homeless—the clothes looked quite nice—or just taking advantage of free water. There were also people fishing and paddle boating. There was a walled in garden, with a bridge leading to a keyhole entrance, framing a small pond and twisted trees. Another “I’m in China moment.” I wandered around looking at pagodas and water lilies, along with lots of couples and photographers. This must be where everyone goes to take pictures—I saw a little kid and several sets of brides and grooms—none in white floral tuxes, unfortunately. I had some ice cream by the lake side, and was excited to discover that Chinese people have the same cheesy tourist photo opportunities as Americans do: Tony and I collect these, so I’ll have some nice ones to add to our collection.
As I was wandering, I got accosted by two Chinese kids. There’s nothing unusual about this. Because pretty much everyone studies some English, and westerners are sparse, everytime I walk across campus I get a spate of “Hello, how are yous.” Then, if it’s a girl, the kid always giggles in excitement/fear of having practiced her English and runs away. Just that morning I had been chased down by a group of girls who yelled ‘we are freshmen. We would like to talk to you!” Then we talked for about five minutes. They told me that I was the first foreigner they had ever spoken to and then looked me over and said “you are very beautiful.” What could I do but agree? Anyway, these two kids in the park had maybe 10 words of English, but they were excited to talk to me. They said “American?” and I agreed, “Meiguoren.” Then they asked “New York?” and I shook my head. Next they said “Obama?” at which I nodded enthusiastically. They followed this up with “George Bush”: I shook my head and said “bo hao.” At this point we’d pretty much used up our vocabulary—the more talkative guy said Kung Fu and showed me some moves and then we counted to 10 in each other’s respective languages. Anyway, before I left they grabbed my camera and insisted that I take a picture with each of them.
I finished up the day in the old market, which is a covered area with stores selling every imaginable tcotchke. I really need to learn the Chinese word for tcotchke, because they have a lot of it: bobble head figures, cell phone charm, giant stuffed animals, jewelry, note pads, carvings, etc. (By the way my vocabulary—especially about beverages— is growing by leaps and bounds: I can say orange juice and lemony and sugar and know how to ask for a waiter in the standard polite way and the more informal Ningbo way (you just yell mister, or lady, which will get you some angry looks outside of this area, according to my students). Today I also learned the word for lion tamer—long story involving a made up chosen career for the resume class I’m teaching—which I’m sure will come in handy). I found some makeup at amazing prices (Chanel mascara for $2 anyone?) and just enjoyed the crush of people.
The other big excitement this week was the university brass threw a lunch for foreign teachers—besides our group there is one brit and two Americans, who teach English and American culture, and two Japanese professors (I felt bad for them—they had minimal English and I’m guessing not a lot of people in China speak Japanese). The lunch was all typical Ningbo dishes and the food was delicious and beyond bountiful. When we came to the table the lazy susan in the middle was already loaded up with dishes—soft tofu, roast duck, roast chicken, greens, some sort of preserved looking fish. After they served us a seafood soup, the waitresses just kept adding more and more dishes: crab, shrimp, steamed fish, steamed lotus root (very tasty—a cross between artichoke and corn flavor), beans with chestnuts, chinese cabbage with preserved shrimp, pork and greens in a spicy sauce, clams, fried beef strips with Mongoloian seasoning, pickled radish, something called Chinese yam which didn’t taste at all like ours—a crunchy, slightly watery texture and faintly sweet and earthy. A scallop dish—big slices of insanely sweet scallop served in the shell with vermicelli and some peppers and a slightly sweet sauce got special attention: the waitresses came by and put one on each of our bowls. As soon as one dish got low, the waitresses whisked it away and added three more. Towards the end they began to bring sweeter dishes—corn in a sort of fritter and hot dates stuffed with sticky rice and glazed with sugar syrup. Then, came a second soup—sugar water with dumplings stuffed with black sesame paste and watermelon. That was all. We axtually never got rice—according to a Chinese woman we had dinner with (who disdained Szechuan cuisine as wimpy because the peppers in it were whole and could be picked around, as opposed to her province, where they grind them up fine and put them on everything) it’s considered rude to serve rice while people are drinking (beer is another of my words for the week, btw), I think because it would soak up the booze. So, no rice for us. The director who was hosting us promised he could get more food if we felt the need, but I could barely roll home as it was!
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